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Mollie, by Golly |
| here was an old witch named Mean Molly | |
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Who thought swooping kids was real jolly. Her broom broke. Kersplat! And she lost her black hat. Now Molly is riding the trolley. |
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Booger Boo |
| Halloween witch was frenetic. | |
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She feared it was something genetic. They tested her sugar And found a big booger. They ruled she is snot diabetic. |
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Sweet Treats |
| ld Winnie and buddy Eeoyre | |
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Have Halloween goodies galore. The red eyeballs taste sweet Wrapped in raw spider meat. They're sold at the Gore and More Store. |
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Keith, the Halloween Wreath |
| big jack-o lantern named Keith | |
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Was ashamed of his big old orange teeth. He wrapped green round his head, Had his teeth painted red. And now silly Keith is a wreath. |
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Bell Free Bats |
| rankenstein went shopping to see | |
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What the cost of black bats might be. He wished them to dwell In his Halloween Bell. He now has bats in his bell free.
—Grandpa Tucker |
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