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Flossing Grandpa Style

When Grandpa starts to floss his tooth,
We set the bleachers up.
He takes his false teeth from his mouth
And drops them in a cup.

In the mirror we see him grin
As he looks upon the prize.
His one remaining tooth smiles back
As pride lights up his eyes.

He measures out a piece of floss,
About four feet or more.
And as he turns to face himself
It drags across the floor.

So carefully he lifts the hand
That holds the captured end.
Like chalk across the blackboard,
We hear his elbow bend.

With one end held against that tooth,
The other end is found.
Then grandpa—at a snail-like pace
Begins the wrap around.

When wrapped he does a little hop
And twirls a dainty spin
We see the tooth begin to shine
As he flosses it again.

So then we all stand up to cheer,
He shyly takes his bow.
And says, "I'm glad for your applause,
Please listen to me now,

"My tooth is an example
That yours might well be lost,
Unless you brush them everyday
And make sure they all are flossed."

—Grandpa Tucker
Copyright ©2000 by Bob Tucker


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