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Claus |
| here was an old fellow named Claus | |
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With a case of the mid-winter blahs. Taught his reindeer to fly So they took to the sky. The taps on your roof may be paws. |
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Smiley Scrooge |
| ld Scrooge wore a smile not a sneer | |
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And was filled with Holiday cheer. For there in the sky, He saw flying by Old Santa and his eight reindeer. |
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Horsing Around |
| here was a young lady named May | |
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Who was taking a ride in her sleigh. She ran out of snow, Her sleigh wouldn't go. Now her horse pulls an old Chevrolet! |
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Huge Fairy |
| here was a farmer named Gary | |
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Whose mule was getting contrary. Gary painted him red, A green hat on his head. Sold him as a huge Christmas fairy. —Grandpa Tucker |
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