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'Twas the Night before Christmas has lots of nice rhymes But I fear that the tale doesn't fit modern times. What is a kerchief? My dad wears no cap. He snores the whole night, no way it's a nap. They tell me that Santa is coming tonight. He'll be flying in here on a sleigh. Yeah, RIGHT! When I was much younger I believed all that stuff, Now that I'm older I know it's a bluff. As this Christmas eve is going so slow I sneak down the stairs to watch HBO. I listen for sounds throughout our big house. My mom would go crazy if we had a mouse. All of a sudden I hear the floor squeak Someone is coming, sneakety, sneak. And then as my heart leaps up to my throat I see a fat man in a funny red coat. |
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