colored squiggly line
"You can't run and you can't jump,
If your leg runs off and leaves a stump.
Your eyeballs pop onto the ground
They look at you, then roll around.

"Your teeth refuse to chew a twinkie.
Your armpits lose all that good stinky.
Folks won't even see your grin,
Your mouth slips underneath your chin.

"You lose your fingers and your toes.
Boogers crawl out on your nose.
All your body parts might be
Exposed for everyone to see.

"Take this prescription that I write,
To the bellybutton store tonight.
Heed this advice I give to you:
Replace it! Buy a backup, too."


Silly Don blows a bubble
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