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BellyButton Buddy

Silly, dumb old Donald Dutton
Went home without his bellybutton.
His mother said, "Oh, Don, my dear,
Replace it with that extra ear."

He did and when his stomach growled,
It scared him cause it was so loud.
He had it pierced, was really cool,
To wear a funky ring to school.

Teacher said, "Don't come in here,
'Till you remove that belly-ear.
You'd better go see Doctor Procter,
Our local bellybutton doctor."

"Your bellybutton's like your heart,
Without it, you'll soon fall apart."
The doctor said, "Although it's tiny,
If it falls off you'll lose your heinie.
Silly Don Dutton and his slingshot
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